George Eliot"The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men."
George Bernard Shaw"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty."
Laurence J. Peter"America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there."
Carl Zwanzig"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
Ayn Rand"The upper classes are... a nation's past; the middle class is its future."
John Maynard Keynes"I do not know which makes a man more conservative�to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past."
George Burns"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
Woody Allen"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Calvin Coolidge"No man ever listened himself out of a job."
Charles Baudelaire"It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree."
Arthur C. Clarke"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
Ronnie Shakes"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"