Quotes of the Day  

Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page


Jean Cocteau

"Art is science made clear."

Napoleon Bonaparte

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Noelie Altito

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."

Bob Hope

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."

Rene Descartes

"If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things."

Harry S Truman

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."

George Burns

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."

Mark Twain

"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."

Anthony Trollope

"Nothing surely is as potent as a law that may not be disobeyed. It has the force of the water drop that hollows the stone. A small dainty task, if it be really daily, will beat the labours of a spasmodic Hercules."

Arthur Brisbane

"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling."

P. J. O'Rourke

"Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen."

Samuel Goldwyn

"I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it."