Quotes of the Day  

Quotes of the Day

Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page

Ursula K. LeGuin

"The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next."

Napoleon Bonaparte

"In politics, absurdity is not a handicap."

Joey Bishop

"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."

Woody Allen

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

H. L. Mencken

"My guess is that well over 80 percent of the human race goes without having a single original thought."

James Thurber

"He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes."

Robert Frost

"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor."

David Letterman

"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."

Lord Acton

"The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern."

Fran Lebowitz

"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."

Garrison Keillor

"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."

Anthony Burgess

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."