Quotes of the Day  

Quotes of the Day

Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page

E. Joseph Cossman

"Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places."

Kenneth Tynan

"A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping."

Eugene McCarthy

"The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty."

Piet Hein

"A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"For several years more I maintained public relations with the Almighty. But privately, I ceased to associate with him."

Ellen Herman

"Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try reality./ Ed: No thanks."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors."

Carl Sandburg

"Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come."

William Shakespeare

"The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream."

Robert Pirsig

"There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good."

Miguel de Cervantes

"I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it."

Tom Masson

"Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record."