Quotes of the Day  

Quotes of the Day



Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page


Ray Bradbury

"I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane."

Isaac Newton

"I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light."

Thomas H. Huxley

"The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact."

Margaret Bonnano

"It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis."

Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata

"Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise."

David Brinkley

"The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were."

Johnny Carson

"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president."

Unknown

"The wages of sin are unreported."

Edward Teller

"A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective."

Sue Murphy

"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."

George C. Marshall

"If man does find the solution for world peace it will be the most revolutionary reversal of his record we have ever known."

Walt Disney

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."