Quotes of the Day  

Quotes of the Day

Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page

Harry S Truman

"All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway."

Hobart Brown

"Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars."

H. E. Martz

"He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes.""

Richard Feynman

"For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled."

Randy K. Milholland

"The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman."

Bob Hope

"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."

Doug Larson

"Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties."

Chico Marx

"Mustard's no good without roast beef."

Susan Ertz

"He talked with more claret than clarity."

Johnny Carson

"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."

Mark Twain

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."

Adrian Mitchell

"Most people ignore most poetry / because / most poetry ignores most people."