Quotes of the Day  

Quotes of the Day

Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page

Albert Guinon

"When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right."

H. G. Wells

"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."

Laurence J. Peter

"Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe."

Sir Winston Churchill

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."

Mark Twain

"We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess."

Carl Sagan

"Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense."

Erica Jong

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

Tina Fey

"When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny."

George Bernard Shaw

"One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't."

Noel Coward

"The higher the buildings, the lower the morals."

Doug Larson

"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."