Quotes of the Day  

Quotes of the Day

Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page

Samuel Johnson

"Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble."

Dwight D. Eisenhower

"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."

W. Somerset Maugham

"It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up."

Moses Hadas

"This book fills a much-needed gap."

Umberto Eco

"The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else."

W. S. Gilbert

"When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody."

H. L. Mencken

"It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf."

Karl Marx

"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."

Rita Mae Brown

"Computer dating is fine, if you�re a computer."

Mark Twain

"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."

Edmond de Goncourt

"A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world."

Lily Tomlin

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."