Quotes of the Day  

Quotes of the Day

Four humorous quotations each day from The Quotations Page

Milton Friedman

"Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned."

Tom Robbins

"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature."

Ed Meese

"You couldn't even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt."

J. Paul Getty

"The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights."

Henry Kissinger

"University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small."

Joseph Roux

"A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool."

Will Rogers

"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."

Ron Nesen

"Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source."

John Green

"The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses."

John Kenneth Galbraith

"Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will."

David Peterson

"If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something."

Mogens Jallberg

"In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes."